Funny Libra quotes

Libra spent two hours building the perfect playlist for a fifteen-minute car ride.

Libras do not pick one shirt. They buy both, return neither, and regret nothing.

Hosting Saturday dinner

Libra spent four hours curating lighting and atmosphere, completely forgetting to cook dinner.

At the restaurant table

A Libra will read a dinner menu like a legally binding contract and still ask the waiter to surprise them.

Takes twenty minutes to edit a three-word text so nobody feels slightly offended.