Taurus will walk three miles in the wrong direction before admitting the map was upside down.
Zodiac quotes · Apr 20 – May 20
Taurus quotes: funny, deep and true · Page 2
Earth sign · Fixed · ruled by Venus

5 minutes before leaving
Telling a Taurus to hurry up is the fastest way to add twenty minutes to the clock.

Checking the menu three days early
Taurus does not order food on the fly. That dinner was mentally eaten on Tuesday.

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Original lines written by the 12horoscope desk with AI help and checked for tone. Not attributed to famous people; just for fun and reflection.