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title: "Taurus quotes — funny lines, love and life reflections — Page 2"
description: "Original Taurus quotes (Apr 20 – May 20): self-roasting jokes, truths, love lines and reflections that sound like Taurus. Save any card as an image."
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total: 27
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# Taurus quotes — funny lines, love and life reflections — Page 2

> Original Taurus quotes (Apr 20 – May 20): self-roasting jokes, truths, love lines and reflections that sound like Taurus. Save any card as an image.

Earth sign · Fixed · ruled by Venus · Apr 20 – May 20

## Latest quotes (27)

25. “Taurus will walk three miles in the wrong direction before admitting the map was upside down.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/254) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/254/square.png?v=ppgzah)
26. *5 minutes before leaving* — “Telling a Taurus to hurry up is the fastest way to add twenty minutes to the clock.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/253) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/253/square.png?v=54pbof)
27. *Checking the menu three days early* — “Taurus does not order food on the fly. That dinner was mentally eaten on Tuesday.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/252) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/252/square.png?v=1auhqtm)

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## Filter by mood

- [Funny](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/funny) (6) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/funny.md)
- [Life reflections](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/deep) (6) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/deep.md)
- [Love](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/love) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/love.md)
- [Motivation](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/motivation) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/motivation.md)
- [Truths](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/truths) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus/truths.md)

## Quotes for the other signs

- [Aries](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aries) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aries.md)
- [Gemini](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/gemini) (50) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/gemini.md)
- [Cancer](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/cancer) (30) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/cancer.md)
- [Leo](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/leo) (59) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/leo.md)
- [Virgo](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/virgo) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/virgo.md)
- [Libra](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/libra) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/libra.md)
- [Scorpio](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio) (24) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio.md)
- [Sagittarius](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/sagittarius) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/sagittarius.md)
- [Capricorn](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn.md)
- [Aquarius](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aquarius) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aquarius.md)
- [Pisces](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/pisces) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/pisces.md)

*Original lines written by the 12horoscope desk with AI help and checked for tone. Not attributed to famous people; just for fun and reflection.*

## See also

- [Read today’s Taurus horoscope](https://12horoscope.com/en/taurus/today) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/taurus/today.md)
- [Taurus personality](https://12horoscope.com/en/taurus) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/taurus.md)
- [Zodiac quotes](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes.md)

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## How this content is made

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