--- title: "Funny Scorpio quotes" description: "Self-roasting jokes every sign will recognise. Original Scorpio quotes (Oct 23 – Nov 21): self-roasting jokes, truths, love lines and reflections that sound like Scorpio. Save any card as an image." url: "https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/funny" markdown_url: "https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/funny.md" lang: "en" type: "quotesSign" sign: "scorpio" tone: "funny" page: 1 total: 5 site: "12horoscope.com" license: "Free to quote and summarize with attribution and a link to the source page on 12horoscope.com." citation: "12horoscope.com — Funny Scorpio quotes — https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/funny" --- # Funny Scorpio quotes > Self-roasting jokes every sign will recognise. Original Scorpio quotes (Oct 23 – Nov 21): self-roasting jokes, truths, love lines and reflections that sound like Scorpio. Save any card as an image. Water sign · Fixed · ruled by Pluto · Oct 23 – Nov 21 Scorpio humour is dry, private and slightly too accurate. They read a room in a second, and their truths are about depth, trust and letting go. ## Funny (5) 1. “Scorpio: runs a three-generation background check before replying to a casual lunch invite.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/1333) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/1333/square.png?v=1oac5hv) 2. “My toxic trait is remembering an offhand comment you made on a Tuesday in 2018.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/373) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/373/square.png?v=8r2b1) 3. *Asking for casual advice* — “Casual chats are impossible. You asked for a sweater and got an emotional autopsy.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/372) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/372/square.png?v=ug9ndy) 4. “You said you were fine, but Scorpio noticed your comma placement changed.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/371) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/371/square.png?v=1a5cfev) 5. *Small talk at a party* — “A Scorpio will nod politely while calculating your entire psychological profile.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/370) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/370/square.png?v=3eaezn) ## Filter by mood - [Funny](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/funny) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/funny.md) - [Life reflections](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/deep) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/deep.md) - [Love](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/love) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/love.md) - [Motivation](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/motivation) (4) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/motivation.md) - [Truths](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/truths) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio/truths.md) ## Quotes for the other signs - [Aries](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aries) (20) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aries.md) - [Taurus](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus) (22) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus.md) - [Gemini](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/gemini) (50) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/gemini.md) - [Cancer](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/cancer) (30) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/cancer.md) - [Leo](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/leo) (59) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/leo.md) - [Virgo](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/virgo) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/virgo.md) - [Libra](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/libra) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/libra.md) - [Sagittarius](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/sagittarius) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/sagittarius.md) - [Capricorn](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn.md) - [Aquarius](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aquarius) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aquarius.md) - [Pisces](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/pisces) (20) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/pisces.md) *Original lines written by the 12horoscope desk with AI help and checked for tone. Not attributed to famous people; just for fun and reflection.* ## See also - [Read today’s Scorpio horoscope](https://12horoscope.com/en/scorpio/today) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/scorpio/today.md) - [Scorpio personality](https://12horoscope.com/en/scorpio) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/scorpio.md) - [Zodiac quotes](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes.md) --- ## How this content is made Planet positions are computed with astronomy-engine (geocentric, tropical zodiac, whole-sign houses counted from the Sun sign). Scores, lucky items and matches are calculated, not written. Readings are drafted by AI from that computed sky brief, checked automatically and edited by people. Astrology here is for reflection and entertainment, not medical, legal or financial advice. 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