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title: "Capricorn quotes — funny lines, love and life reflections — Page 2"
description: "Original Capricorn quotes (Dec 22 – Jan 19): self-roasting jokes, truths, love lines and reflections that sound like Capricorn. Save any card as an image."
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sign: "capricorn"
page: 2
total: 25
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license: "Free to quote and summarize with attribution and a link to the source page on 12horoscope.com."
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# Capricorn quotes — funny lines, love and life reflections — Page 2

> Original Capricorn quotes (Dec 22 – Jan 19): self-roasting jokes, truths, love lines and reflections that sound like Capricorn. Save any card as an image.

Earth sign · Cardinal · ruled by Saturn · Dec 22 – Jan 19

## Latest quotes (25)

25. “Delegating a task takes five minutes. Redoing it yourself takes two. Math wins.” (Funny) · [Open card](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/410) · [PNG](https://12horoscope.com/api/public/quote/410/square.png?v=8vdf1y)

[Page 1](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn.md)

## Filter by mood

- [Funny](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/funny) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/funny.md)
- [Life reflections](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/deep) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/deep.md)
- [Love](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/love) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/love.md)
- [Motivation](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/motivation) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/motivation.md)
- [Truths](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/truths) (5) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/capricorn/truths.md)

## Quotes for the other signs

- [Aries](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aries) (20) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aries.md)
- [Taurus](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus) (22) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/taurus.md)
- [Gemini](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/gemini) (50) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/gemini.md)
- [Cancer](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/cancer) (30) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/cancer.md)
- [Leo](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/leo) (59) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/leo.md)
- [Virgo](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/virgo) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/virgo.md)
- [Libra](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/libra) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/libra.md)
- [Scorpio](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio) (24) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/scorpio.md)
- [Sagittarius](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/sagittarius) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/sagittarius.md)
- [Aquarius](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aquarius) (25) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/aquarius.md)
- [Pisces](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/pisces) (20) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes/pisces.md)

*Original lines written by the 12horoscope desk with AI help and checked for tone. Not attributed to famous people; just for fun and reflection.*

## See also

- [Read today’s Capricorn horoscope](https://12horoscope.com/en/capricorn/today) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/capricorn/today.md)
- [Capricorn personality](https://12horoscope.com/en/capricorn) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/capricorn.md)
- [Zodiac quotes](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes) · [Markdown](https://12horoscope.com/en/quotes.md)

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## How this content is made

Planet positions are computed with astronomy-engine (geocentric, tropical zodiac, whole-sign houses counted from the Sun sign). Scores, lucky items and matches are calculated, not written. Readings are drafted by AI from that computed sky brief, checked automatically and edited by people. Astrology here is for reflection and entertainment, not medical, legal or financial advice. [Methodology](https://12horoscope.com/en/methodology).

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